Sunday, February 5, 2012
The Bunnyman (2009)
Bunnyman starts out with some bloodied chick hiding in a small crate. Since she is apparently awful at playing hide and seek, she jumps out of her hiding place and starts running/stumbling through a junkyard. She finds a new hiding place, the uncovered back of a truck, which is littered with human bones.
The truck starts moving, and the chick finds some relief. It then zips over to six teenagers in a Toyota breaking several safety laws(no seatbelts, feet up, four people in the back seat). Going at about 50mph down a backroad presumably in Nevada, they find themselves behind the truck with the bloodied chick in it.
They go around it, but the truck goes around them. After 15 minutes of roadrage between the two vehicles attempting to go around eachother, the teens finally pull over to apologize. The truck pulls over behind them, and they shove one of their chicks out to go apologize. She walks over and starts saying 'sorry', but the truck driver just revs the engine. She cannot see who is driving because the windows are dirty and tinted.
When she attempts to open the door, whomever is driving smacks her with the door and shuts it. She goes back to the car, and they decide to wait it out. After a bit, the truck finally pulls out and drives away. The teens continue on their way, wherever that may be, along the road. As they drive down it going about sixty, the truck appears again and the teens swerve off the road and into a bush.
The car stutters and the engine breaks, incapacitating the car. One of the teens gets out and goes under the car to see the problem, when the truck appears once more. It hits their bumper, and then drives off. When one of the teens gets out to retrieve the dude fixing the car, they find him crushed underneath of the car, from when the truck hit them.
The 5 spooked teens leave the car and start walking along the highway. They see a path, and decide to take it. When they walk up the path, they find a bunch of human bones in bags tied to branches in the trees. They find is a wooden house with some dirty redneck perched in a rocking chair on the second floor balcony. The teens ask to use their phone, and when he refuses, they attempt to bribe him with 100$.
It then goes to the Bunnyman, who goes to the back of the truck and takes out the bloodied chick. He attaches a metal chain to her, and ties on part of it to a tree, and one part of it to the truck's bumper. He then floors the truck, and rips her in half.
By nightfall, a teenage boy and girl are loading a body into the trunk of their car when they see the 5 teens walking up the highway. They ask for a ride, but the girl refuses, and tells them there is a cabin up the road that can stay in, and that they will be back in twenty minutes.
It then fast forwards to daylight, where the teens are just waking up a little ways off the road in some grass. They get up and start looking for the cabin, wondering where the 2 teens were that were going to pick them up. One of the teen chicks starts bitching about their dead friend, and runs off into the forest. Her boyfriend chases after her, only to find her looking over a rock at a person in a rabbit costume picking at a bloody hunk of meat with a butterknife.
She goes around the rock and discovers the Bunnyman surrounded with dead bodies, and that he has a chainsaw. Her boyfriend startles her, and she tells him to be quiet. When she turns back around, the Bunnyman is standing there with a chainsaw in hand. Her boyfriend runs away, and the Bunnyman throws the chick onto a rock behind him. Instead of chasing him, he cuts up her with a chainsaw.
The dude sprints to the cabin, and the other 3 teenagers follow him. They try to cover the windows in the cabin, but the Bunnyman comes to the side door. They pull up a mattress to cover it, but the Bunnyman uses his chainsaw to start cutting through it. They then pulled the mattress down, ripping the chainsaw out of his hand. The Bunnyman calls it quits and walks away, and they continue to try to board up the place.
One of the teens gets punched in the face by the Bunnyman through the window, and she falls over, unconscious. The other three teens make a run for it, but one of them gets separated. The separated one tries to hide under the cabin, but the Bunnyman finds him, and proceeds to kill him with a chainsaw.
The unconscious teen wakes up to find herself strapped to a table, with the Bunnyman preparing tools and some Igor thing helping him. The Bunnyman turns on some classical music, and then shoots her several times with a nail gun. The Bunnyman then plucks out some of her teeth, and finishes her off with a chainsaw.
It then goes over to the other two teens, a chick and her boyfriend, who are hiding a littleways outside the cabin. They decide to go back to help their friend, unknowing that she is already dead. They go in, find she is dead, and hide in a closet. The Bunnyman, the Igor thing, and the chick from the car back in the nightfall segment(whats up with that?) come in and feast on cooked human remains. The chick from the car tells the Bunnyman to take off the mask, saying, "We already went over this!".
The two teens try to make a run for it, but they get knocked out by the Bunnyman. They wake up, with the dude tied to a table, and the chick getting ready to be tortured. The dude manages to cut his binds, punch the chick from the car in the face, and save his girlfriend. He picks up a chainsaw(Apparently they are everywhere), and kills the chick from the car. They grab a pair of keys, drop the chainsaw, and run to a red pickup truck. They escape with it, and start driving down the road.
Then the truck from the beginning starts following them, with the Bunnyman in the driver's seat. They realize that they can't outrun him, and they pull over. The dude says he has a plan, and he brings the chick's limp body out. He tells the Bunnyman that she's dead, and asks, "Are you happy now? Everyone is dead!". The dude tells the Bunnyman that he doesn't have anything to fight him with, and he is giving up the chick. He backs off and the Bunnyman emerges, confused, and takes the chick.
When the Bunnyman places the chick in the passenger's seat, and gets into the truck. The chick gets up, and stabs the Bunnyman several times in the head with a pair of scissors. The Bunnyman falls out of the truck, and the dude gets in. They drive away, finally away from that hellhole.
It ends with the Bunnyman walking into the sunset through the terrain.
The movie was definitely B rated, with 'OK' acting, bad voice dubs, and definitely not enough blood or gore to be a scary horror movie.
Borrow it, if your into B movies or like the urban legend. Otherwise, don't bother.